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I thought of this ingenious way to make money.

One of my front teeth was killed when I was a teenager while playing a rough game. It was eventually removed and replaced with a fake tooth on a peg.

Here is how my scheme works:
I remove my false front tooth and tie about a metre of fine fishing line to the peg, then the other end of the line to my finger. Now I place the tooth under my pillow and go to sleep. When the tooth fairy takes the tooth, the tug when it gets about a metre away wakes me and I yank the tooth back. I pocket the money that the tooth fairy leaves and put the tooth back under the pillow. I could make quite a lot of money this way as I figure that any creature stupid enough to pay money for old teeth can be fooled for many, many nights.
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