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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Take pride in being modest!
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Take pride in being modest!
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?