uh-oh... here we go again...

Whack!
"Oww! You're gonna pay for that!"
Whop!
"Aaagh! Mum! He hit me."
Whack!
"Ow! Stop it!"
Whop!
"Yah! That hurt! Mum! Stop him."
Whack!
"He hit me first. Owww!"
Whop!
"Oww! No I didn't! He hit me first!"
Whack!
"Owww! Did not!"
Whop!
"Waaaaa! Stop it!"
Whack!
"Waaaaaa! Muuum!"
Whop!
....

You'd think they were 2-year-old children instead of adults with people's lives in their hands.