not normal

I'm not normal, and I don't think I've ever met anybody who was normal. I kinda think if I ever did encounter a normal person they would be strangely boring and forgettable. Maybe those people get recruited as spies -- not the James Bond types, they'd stand out too much. Or maybe normal people just don't exist.

I have met people who think they're normal, but they're generally the most warped and crazy of all. They're the ones who spend all their time telling other people how to be normal -- trying to stop gay folks getting married, or obsessed with other people's genitals, or trying to control what books other people can read. They are bizarre. It is perplexing that they can't see how messed up they are.

Being a bit weird suits me, and I like having weird friends. It makes for an interesting life.

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