heheheheh :)

[miriam_e]

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....
Man: "What's the problem officer ?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light ? I didn't know about a broken tail light !"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man: [turns to his wife and yells] "Shut your mouth woman !"
Officer: [turns to the woman and asks] "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time ?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."